TottenhamBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Millwall | 5 | 0 | 0 | 17:1 | 100 |
| 2. | Braga | 4 | 0 | 0 | 15:4 | 100 |
| 3. | Karabakh | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 4. | Rapid | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 5. | Keflavik | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15:1 | 100 |
| 6. | Lyn Oslo | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12:3 | 100 |
| 7. | Lok Leipzig | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 8. | Köln | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 9. | Gr. Zürich | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:2 | 100 |
| 10. | Drogheda | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14:0 | 100 |
| 11. | OFK Belgrad | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 12. | Gl. Rangers | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:4 | 100 |
| 13. | Coleraine | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 14. | SV Stockerau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 15. | Leyton Orient | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 16. | Shamrock | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 17. | Tromsö | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 18. | S. Tiraspol | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 19. | Makhachkala | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 20. | Tripolis | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:2 | 100 |
| 21. | AEL Limassol | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 22. | ZSKA Moskau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 23. | Wycombe | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:4 | 100 |
| 24. | Apoel FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 25. | Ludogorets | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 26. | Wolfsberg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:1 | 100 |
| 27. | Ol. Marseille | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 28. | Dinamo | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 29. | Aalborg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:2 | 100 |
| 30. | Atl. Madrid | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 31. | Gillingham | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 32. | AFC Wimbledon | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 33. | Southend | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 34. | Peterborough | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 35. | Cheltenham | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 36. | M. Haifa | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:2 | 100 |
| 37. | FC Morecambe | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 38. | Port Vale | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 39. | Alkmaar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 40. | H. Tel Aviv | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 41. | Nijmegen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 42. | Tranmere | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 43. | L. Plovdiv | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 44. | Tetovo | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 45. | Marine FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 46. | Doncaster | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 47. | Ferencvárosi | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 48. | D. Tiflis | 3 | 1 | 0 | 14:2 | 83 |
| 49. | Slavia Prag | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 83 |
| 50. | Reading | 6 | 1 | 1 | 18:11 | 79 |
| 51. | Swansea City | 14 | 3 | 2 | 37:16 | 79 |
| 52. | Oxford | 4 | 2 | 0 | 16:5 | 78 |
| 53. | Barnsley | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5:1 | 78 |
| 54. | Hull City | 7 | 2 | 1 | 23:6 | 77 |
| 55. | Bournemouth | 10 | 2 | 2 | 35:11 | 76 |
| 56. | R. S. Belgrad | 3 | 0 | 1 | 11:1 | 75 |
| 57. | Ajax Amsterdam | 3 | 0 | 1 | 9:4 | 75 |
| 58. | Watford | 18 | 6 | 6 | 51:28 | 67 |
| 59. | Brighton | 16 | 2 | 7 | 40:27 | 67 |
| 60. | Hajduk Split | 4 | 0 | 2 | 10:6 | 67 |
| 61. | Dortmund | 4 | 0 | 2 | 10:7 | 67 |
| 62. | Club Brügge | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7:3 | 67 |
| 63. | D. Zagreb | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 64. | UT Arad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 65. | Nantes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 66. | Aberdeen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 67. | Austria Wien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 68. | Bohemians Prag | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 69. | Zimbru | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:0 | 67 |
| 70. | Famagusta | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:2 | 67 |
| 71. | W. Krakau | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 72. | Dundalk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 73. | Porto | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 74. | Northampton | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 75. | Bremen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 76. | FC Twente | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:4 | 67 |
| 77. | Midlothian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:0 | 67 |
| 78. | Panathinaikos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 79. | Maribor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 80. | P. Belgrad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 81. | Newport County | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 82. | AFC Rochdale | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8:3 | 67 |
| 83. | FC Stevenage | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 84. | LASK Linz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 85. | Colchester | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:1 | 67 |
| 86. | Fulham | 36 | 15 | 11 | 109:62 | 66 |
| 87. | Crystal Palace | 30 | 12 | 10 | 81:40 | 65 |
| 88. | Cardiff City | 19 | 8 | 7 | 56:29 | 64 |
| 89. | Brentford | 4 | 3 | 1 | 15:10 | 62 |
| 90. | Stoke City | 40 | 16 | 17 | 126:75 | 62 |
| 91. | Luton | 17 | 12 | 5 | 57:35 | 62 |
| 92. | Oldham | 13 | 1 | 8 | 45:25 | 61 |
| 93. | Blackpool | 20 | 9 | 9 | 74:48 | 61 |
| 94. | Bristol City | 5 | 3 | 2 | 12:7 | 60 |
| 95. | Nottingham | 45 | 16 | 24 | 149:103 | 59 |
| 96. | Wigan | 8 | 6 | 3 | 37:17 | 59 |
| 97. | Olympiakos | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10:5 | 58 |
| 98. | Lyon | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:6 | 58 |
| 99. | Frankfurt | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6:4 | 58 |
| 100. | Bradford PA | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:6 | 58 |
| 101. | Charlton | 20 | 8 | 11 | 74:48 | 58 |
| 102. | Birmingham | 38 | 13 | 23 | 122:84 | 57 |
| 103. | Inter Mailand | 4 | 0 | 3 | 18:12 | 57 |
| 104. | Southampton | 45 | 22 | 27 | 172:124 | 56 |
| 105. | Coventry | 31 | 19 | 18 | 113:86 | 55 |
| 106. | Norwich City | 24 | 15 | 14 | 90:57 | 55 |
| 107. | Wolverhampton | 41 | 18 | 27 | 160:130 | 55 |
| 108. | RSC Anderlecht | 2 | 2 | 1 | 6:6 | 53 |
| 109. | AC Florenz | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8:6 | 53 |
| 110. | Leicester | 46 | 17 | 34 | 194:167 | 53 |
| 111. | Sheffield U. | 34 | 20 | 23 | 141:120 | 53 |
| 112. | Blackburn | 39 | 16 | 30 | 134:121 | 52 |
| 113. | Aston Villa | 70 | 32 | 54 | 267:217 | 52 |
| 114. | Notts | 10 | 7 | 7 | 35:32 | 51 |
| 115. | West Ham | 55 | 28 | 43 | 202:177 | 51 |
| 116. | Portsmouth | 17 | 13 | 12 | 65:60 | 51 |
| 117. | Bolton W. | 39 | 15 | 33 | 144:120 | 51 |
| 118. | Newcastle | 64 | 29 | 53 | 250:221 | 50 |
| 119. | Feyenoord | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12:9 | 50 |
| 120. | AC Mailand | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4:3 | 50 |
| 121. | Zabrze | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10:5 | 50 |
| 122. | Pribram | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 123. | Setubal | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 124. | K'lautern | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 125. | SK SLovan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 50 |
| 126. | Y.B. Bern | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 50 |
| 127. | Rubin Kazan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:1 | 50 |
| 128. | Dnjepr | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 129. | Antwerpen | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 130. | Ferreira | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:1 | 50 |
| 131. | NK Mura | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 50 |
| 132. | Arnheim | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 133. | Sunderland | 43 | 29 | 34 | 146:135 | 50 |
| 134. | Preston | 17 | 10 | 14 | 76:63 | 50 |
| 135. | Burnley | 38 | 21 | 32 | 166:138 | 49 |
| 136. | Ipswich Town | 22 | 8 | 20 | 81:75 | 49 |
| 137. | Rangers | 17 | 14 | 13 | 66:57 | 49 |
| 138. | Everton | 66 | 58 | 50 | 277:222 | 49 |
| 139. | Sheffield W. | 36 | 15 | 33 | 140:125 | 49 |
| 140. | Milton | 11 | 7 | 10 | 43:43 | 48 |
| 141. | Bury | 6 | 2 | 6 | 22:24 | 48 |
| 142. | Leeds United | 34 | 25 | 30 | 134:123 | 48 |
| 143. | West Brom | 46 | 30 | 42 | 175:167 | 47 |
| 144. | Derby County | 23 | 15 | 24 | 93:99 | 45 |
| 145. | Man. City | 57 | 35 | 61 | 208:239 | 45 |
| 146. | Middlesbrough | 30 | 21 | 32 | 128:133 | 45 |
| 147. | Besiktas | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3:2 | 44 |
| 148. | Leverkusen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1:1 | 44 |
| 149. | Huddersfield | 12 | 12 | 14 | 53:49 | 42 |
| 150. | Bradford City | 6 | 7 | 7 | 25:29 | 42 |
| 151. | Eindhoven | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4:5 | 42 |
| 152. | Arsenal | 57 | 49 | 74 | 249:283 | 41 |
| 153. | Chelsea | 49 | 37 | 72 | 213:247 | 39 |
| 154. | Liverpool | 44 | 41 | 81 | 191:273 | 35 |
| 155. | Benfica | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6:9 | 33 |
| 156. | Monaco | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7:6 | 33 |
| 157. | Grimsby | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2:5 | 33 |
| 158. | Lazio Rom | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0:0 | 33 |
| 159. | Spartak Moskau | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 160. | Man. United | 42 | 43 | 88 | 218:286 | 33 |
| 161. | Real Madrid | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4:8 | 28 |
| 162. | Bayern | 1 | 1 | 4 | 7:16 | 22 |
| 163. | FC Barcelona | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4:7 | 17 |
| 164. | Sevilla | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3:4 | 17 |
| 165. | Shakhtar | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:3 | 17 |
| 166. | Swindon | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:3 | 17 |
| 167. | PAOK Saloniki | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:2 | 17 |
| 168. | FC Basel | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3:3 | 17 |
| 169. | KAA Gent | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:3 | 17 |
| 170. | Juventus Turin | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3:4 | 17 |
| 171. | Carlisle | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:2 | 17 |
| 172. | Rennes | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:5 | 17 |
| 173. | Sporting | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:3 | 17 |
| 174. | RB Leipzig | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0:4 | 0 |
| 175. | Getafe | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 0 |
| 176. | Udinese | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:2 | 0 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
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