SM CaenBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  Louhans | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10:1 | 100 |
| 2. |  St.-Seurin | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 3. |  Vannes | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:2 | 100 |
| 4. |  CA Bastia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11:2 | 100 |
| 5. |  Concarneau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 6. |  FC Libourne | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 7. |  Sainte Genev | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 8. |  SC Hazebrouc | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 9. |  Canet Roussi | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:1 | 100 |
| 10. |  Red Star | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 11. |  ES Viry-Chat | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 12. |  Murs Erigne As | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 13. |  Chartres FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 14. |  FC Guichen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 15. |  US Saint-Mal | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:3 | 100 |
| 16. |  Vire FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 17. | FC Loon Plage | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 18. | Calais | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 19. |  CA Pontarlie | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 20. |  Évian TG | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12:6 | 83 |
| 21. |  Valence | 4 | 2 | 0 | 10:2 | 78 |
| 22. |  FC Istres | 11 | 4 | 3 | 36:15 | 69 |
| 23. |  Clermont | 8 | 6 | 1 | 27:14 | 67 |
| 24. | Oise | 3 | 3 | 0 | 8:5 | 67 |
| 25. |  Dunkerque | 3 | 3 | 0 | 10:7 | 67 |
| 26. |  Rouen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 27. |  RCF Besancon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 28. |  Sète | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 29. |  Toulon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 30. |  Orleans | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 31. |  Amiens | 14 | 6 | 5 | 42:22 | 64 |
| 32. |  Nimes | 10 | 7 | 3 | 32:18 | 62 |
| 33. |  Reims | 6 | 3 | 3 | 20:17 | 58 |
| 34. |  Sedan | 3 | 5 | 0 | 10:5 | 58 |
| 35. |  Arles | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11:7 | 58 |
| 36. |  GFCO Ajaccio | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4:2 | 58 |
| 37. |  Bastia | 12 | 6 | 7 | 33:26 | 56 |
| 38. |  Châteauroux | 9 | 13 | 2 | 34:21 | 56 |
| 39. |  Gueugnon | 5 | 8 | 1 | 20:17 | 55 |
| 40. |  Annecy FC | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5:5 | 53 |
| 41. |  Toulouse | 14 | 9 | 9 | 37:34 | 53 |
| 42. |  Brest | 5 | 4 | 3 | 13:11 | 53 |
| 43. |  FCO Dijon | 10 | 6 | 7 | 33:28 | 52 |
| 44. |  Créteil | 7 | 4 | 5 | 27:21 | 52 |
| 45. |  Straßburg | 9 | 8 | 6 | 34:27 | 51 |
| 46. |  Niortais | 10 | 6 | 8 | 30:27 | 50 |
| 47. |  Ajaccio | 8 | 8 | 7 | 26:20 | 46 |
| 48. |  AC Le Havre | 12 | 14 | 10 | 53:48 | 46 |
| 49. |  Lorient | 10 | 7 | 10 | 28:29 | 46 |
| 50. |  Nizza | 9 | 13 | 8 | 31:30 | 44 |
| 51. |  Rodez AF | 4 | 0 | 5 | 17:14 | 44 |
| 52. |  US Quevilly | 2 | 2 | 2 | 10:9 | 44 |
| 53. |  Lens | 7 | 7 | 8 | 19:21 | 42 |
| 54. |  Le Mans | 4 | 7 | 4 | 18:20 | 42 |
| 55. |  Angers | 8 | 5 | 10 | 25:31 | 42 |
| 56. |  Wasquehal | 2 | 4 | 2 | 9:10 | 42 |
| 57. |  FC Chambly | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3:4 | 42 |
| 58. |  Valenciennes | 7 | 6 | 9 | 31:29 | 41 |
| 59. |  Bordeaux | 10 | 9 | 13 | 33:37 | 41 |
| 60. |  Guingamp | 9 | 13 | 11 | 32:33 | 40 |
| 61. |  Nancy | 9 | 8 | 12 | 29:37 | 40 |
| 62. |  Laval | 7 | 5 | 10 | 22:28 | 39 |
| 63. |  Auxerre | 8 | 10 | 11 | 32:38 | 39 |
| 64. |  Troyes | 4 | 4 | 6 | 16:16 | 38 |
| 65. |  Rennes | 6 | 9 | 9 | 29:34 | 38 |
| 66. |  Tours | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8:10 | 38 |
| 67. |  FC Metz | 8 | 8 | 13 | 27:38 | 37 |
| 68. |  Lyon | 10 | 4 | 17 | 29:54 | 37 |
| 69. |  St. Etienne | 11 | 6 | 19 | 31:56 | 36 |
| 70. |  Nantes | 7 | 8 | 12 | 24:30 | 36 |
| 71. |  Sochaux | 7 | 6 | 14 | 29:43 | 33 |
| 72. |  Paris FC | 3 | 1 | 6 | 11:14 | 33 |
| 73. |  Grenoble | 5 | 7 | 11 | 27:35 | 32 |
| 74. |  Monaco | 6 | 9 | 14 | 29:46 | 31 |
| 75. |  Montpellier | 6 | 9 | 14 | 23:41 | 31 |
| 76. |  Pau FC | 2 | 2 | 5 | 8:10 | 30 |
| 77. |  Ol. Marseille | 7 | 2 | 17 | 27:52 | 29 |
| 78. |  Martigues | 2 | 1 | 5 | 11:16 | 29 |
| 79. |  Lille | 6 | 3 | 21 | 27:53 | 23 |
| 80. |  Cannes | 1 | 3 | 6 | 7:14 | 20 |
| 81. |  PSG | 2 | 6 | 22 | 20:64 | 13 |
| 82. |  FC Dinan Lehon | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:1 | 0 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
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