NewcastleBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  Peterborough | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10:3 | 100 |
| 2. |  Tranmere | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 3. |  Burton | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 4. |  Rotherham | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 5. |  Cheltenham | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 6. |  Carlisle | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 7. |  Mansfield Town | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 8. |  AFC Wimbledon | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 9. |  Yeading FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 10. |  FC Morecambe | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 11. |  Newport County | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:4 | 100 |
| 12. |  Brentford | 9 | 1 | 1 | 29:12 | 85 |
| 13. |  Plymouth | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8:1 | 83 |
| 14. |  Doncaster | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5:3 | 78 |
| 15. |  Barnsley | 6 | 2 | 1 | 25:7 | 74 |
| 16. |  Bradford PA | 4 | 1 | 1 | 10:3 | 72 |
| 17. |  Cambridge | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7:2 | 67 |
| 18. |  Scunthorpe | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 19. |  Glossop | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 20. |  Southend | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 21. |  Bristol Rovers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 22. |  AFC Rochdale | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 23. |  Oxford | 6 | 3 | 2 | 19:14 | 64 |
| 24. |  Notts | 23 | 8 | 11 | 88:44 | 61 |
| 25. |  Coventry | 28 | 11 | 13 | 103:57 | 61 |
| 26. |  Bury | 20 | 9 | 9 | 76:49 | 61 |
| 27. |  Reading | 5 | 2 | 3 | 19:11 | 57 |
| 28. |  Grimsby | 7 | 1 | 5 | 19:16 | 56 |
| 29. |  Crystal Palace | 17 | 10 | 10 | 44:29 | 55 |
| 30. |  Wigan | 8 | 2 | 6 | 21:18 | 54 |
| 31. |  Preston | 31 | 9 | 23 | 111:95 | 54 |
| 32. |  Bolton W. | 49 | 17 | 36 | 184:129 | 54 |
| 33. |  Nottingham | 39 | 19 | 27 | 132:105 | 53 |
| 34. |  Bristol City | 8 | 8 | 4 | 33:20 | 53 |
| 35. |  Stoke City | 34 | 19 | 23 | 121:87 | 53 |
| 36. |  Southampton | 34 | 20 | 23 | 121:101 | 53 |
| 37. |  Norwich City | 16 | 12 | 10 | 68:49 | 53 |
| 38. |  Birmingham | 38 | 24 | 26 | 144:120 | 52 |
| 39. |  Luton | 11 | 9 | 7 | 46:40 | 52 |
| 40. |  Rangers | 17 | 8 | 13 | 58:55 | 52 |
| 41. |  Middlesbrough | 40 | 32 | 26 | 141:106 | 52 |
| 42. |  Aston Villa | 71 | 38 | 53 | 256:236 | 52 |
| 43. |  Huddersfield | 23 | 11 | 18 | 83:69 | 51 |
| 44. |  Ipswich Town | 15 | 10 | 11 | 58:38 | 51 |
| 45. |  West Ham | 48 | 30 | 36 | 185:162 | 51 |
| 46. |  Charlton | 16 | 16 | 10 | 61:50 | 51 |
| 47. |  Cardiff City | 16 | 8 | 13 | 62:42 | 50 |
| 48. |  Bournemouth | 5 | 6 | 3 | 20:18 | 50 |
| 49. |  Northampton | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 50. |  Derby County | 38 | 25 | 31 | 132:116 | 49 |
| 51. |  Sheffield W. | 43 | 27 | 36 | 168:141 | 49 |
| 52. |  Leeds United | 33 | 20 | 28 | 118:123 | 49 |
| 53. |  Burnley | 37 | 18 | 34 | 136:123 | 48 |
| 54. |  Sunderland | 49 | 37 | 43 | 201:194 | 48 |
| 55. |  Blackburn | 46 | 21 | 45 | 174:166 | 47 |
| 56. |  Bradford City | 9 | 7 | 8 | 32:27 | 47 |
| 57. |  Sheffield U. | 39 | 23 | 38 | 155:134 | 47 |
| 58. |  Wolverhampton | 34 | 24 | 32 | 148:132 | 47 |
| 59. |  Leicester | 39 | 18 | 40 | 136:152 | 46 |
| 60. |  Everton | 69 | 38 | 70 | 259:261 | 46 |
| 61. |  West Brom | 42 | 33 | 41 | 185:188 | 46 |
| 62. |  Oldham | 7 | 6 | 7 | 24:19 | 45 |
| 63. |  Milton | 7 | 6 | 7 | 35:33 | 45 |
| 64. |  Portsmouth | 18 | 16 | 18 | 66:77 | 45 |
| 65. |  Blackpool | 16 | 8 | 18 | 65:72 | 44 |
| 66. |  Fulham | 20 | 9 | 23 | 77:73 | 44 |
| 67. |  Arsenal | 62 | 35 | 74 | 214:247 | 43 |
| 68. |  Tottenham | 53 | 29 | 64 | 221:250 | 43 |
| 69. |  Man. City | 55 | 37 | 67 | 207:247 | 42 |
| 70. |  Millwall | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4:7 | 42 |
| 71. |  Swindon | 1 | 2 | 1 | 10:5 | 42 |
| 72. |  Chelsea | 50 | 36 | 66 | 193:227 | 41 |
| 73. |  Watford | 8 | 10 | 10 | 34:36 | 40 |
| 74. |  Swansea City | 4 | 4 | 6 | 17:17 | 38 |
| 75. |  Liverpool | 43 | 42 | 84 | 207:300 | 34 |
| 76. |  Brighton | 4 | 7 | 8 | 14:21 | 33 |
| 77. |  Hull City | 2 | 3 | 4 | 14:11 | 33 |
| 78. |  Man. United | 39 | 40 | 79 | 227:304 | 33 |
| 79. |  FC Stevenage | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 0 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
Gesamtbilanz gegen Mannschaften aus England
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,,Ich habe gelesen, Ronaldo steht auf Passiv-Sex vor dem Spiel, was ist damit gemeint?" - ,,Vermutlich lässt er sich einen blasen!"
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