UerdingenBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Fischeln | 6 | 0 | 0 | 14:4 | 100 |
| 2. | Düren | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 3. | Düsseldorf-W | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10:2 | 100 |
| 4. | Neuhaus | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 5. | TSR Olympia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:2 | 100 |
| 6. | OSC Bremerh. | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11:3 | 100 |
| 7. | FC Stahl | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 8. | Neumünster | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 9. | Wolfsburg II | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 10. | Salmrohr | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 11. | Idar-Oberstein | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:1 | 100 |
| 12. | Schermbeck | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 13. | Bösinghoven | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 14. | Wülfrath | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 15. | Kalkum-Wittl | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 16. | SVA Gütersloh | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 17. | Aalen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 18. | Türkgücü | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 19. | FSV Duisburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 20. | Essen-Frintrop | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 21. | Mülheimer SV | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 22. | VfB Weidenau | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 23. | Reinickendor | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 24. | Y. Köln | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 25. | Paderborn II | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 26. | Türkspor | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 27. | Hohkeppel | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 28. | FC Zurrieq | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 29. | FV 09 Weinhe | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 30. | Kirrlach | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 31. | Böckingen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8:2 | 100 |
| 32. | TSV Buxtehud | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 33. | Geislingen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 34. | Bürstadt | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 35. | Heidingsfeld | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 36. | Gundelfingen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 37. | RW Erfurt | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:0 | 100 |
| 38. | Neukirchen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 39. | Ratinger SV | 9 | 0 | 1 | 16:6 | 90 |
| 40. | Berlin Wacke | 5 | 1 | 0 | 23:2 | 89 |
| 41. | Hönnepel-Nie | 5 | 0 | 1 | 16:6 | 83 |
| 42. | Cronenberg | 5 | 0 | 1 | 18:5 | 83 |
| 43. | Erkenschwick | 3 | 1 | 0 | 10:5 | 83 |
| 44. | Mülheim | 3 | 1 | 0 | 10:2 | 83 |
| 45. | Oberhausen U | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11:5 | 83 |
| 46. | Homburg | 6 | 1 | 1 | 17:6 | 79 |
| 47. | SC Kapellen | 4 | 2 | 0 | 15:5 | 78 |
| 48. | Hiesfeld | 4 | 2 | 0 | 15:5 | 78 |
| 49. | SV Straelen | 5 | 1 | 1 | 19:12 | 76 |
| 50. | Lüdenscheid | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8:4 | 75 |
| 51. | Erndtebrück | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 75 |
| 52. | Lippstadt | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10:9 | 75 |
| 53. | Berg. Gladba | 4 | 1 | 1 | 13:8 | 72 |
| 54. | SF Hamborn | 4 | 1 | 1 | 20:7 | 72 |
| 55. | Rödinghausen | 5 | 0 | 2 | 11:8 | 71 |
| 56. | FC Carl Zeiss | 7 | 5 | 1 | 24:8 | 67 |
| 57. | Aue | 4 | 0 | 2 | 5:5 | 67 |
| 58. | Bayreuth | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9:7 | 67 |
| 59. | Lodz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 60. | Galatasaray | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 61. | Sandhausen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 62. | Wormatia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:1 | 67 |
| 63. | Augsburg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 64. | Ulm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 65. | Barmbek | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 66. | Wanne-Eickel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 67. | Lüneburg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 68. | Lüner SV | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 69. | VfB Hüls | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 70. | Rhede | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:3 | 67 |
| 71. | FC M'gladbach | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6:1 | 67 |
| 72. | 1.FC Monheim | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 73. | Meppen | 11 | 2 | 5 | 25:16 | 65 |
| 74. | Holstein Kiel | 7 | 4 | 2 | 20:16 | 64 |
| 75. | Baumberg | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13:6 | 62 |
| 76. | VfB Hilden | 5 | 0 | 3 | 18:10 | 62 |
| 77. | Schonnebeck | 4 | 3 | 1 | 10:6 | 62 |
| 78. | Velbert | 7 | 5 | 2 | 20:13 | 62 |
| 79. | A. Hannover | 3 | 2 | 1 | 16:8 | 61 |
| 80. | VfL Bochum II | 3 | 2 | 1 | 11:11 | 61 |
| 81. | Wegberg-Beec | 3 | 2 | 1 | 10:6 | 61 |
| 82. | Kleve | 5 | 3 | 2 | 13:6 | 60 |
| 83. | Speldorf | 5 | 3 | 2 | 19:14 | 60 |
| 84. | FC Remscheid | 2 | 3 | 0 | 9:4 | 60 |
| 85. | SW Essen | 15 | 5 | 8 | 60:39 | 60 |
| 86. | TuRU Ddf | 8 | 1 | 5 | 30:23 | 60 |
| 87. | VfL Bochum | 16 | 5 | 9 | 53:38 | 59 |
| 88. | Wuppertal II | 4 | 2 | 2 | 14:10 | 58 |
| 89. | Kray | 4 | 2 | 2 | 20:12 | 58 |
| 90. | BW90 Berlin | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5:3 | 58 |
| 91. | Babelsberg | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4:3 | 58 |
| 92. | Herne | 5 | 2 | 3 | 19:12 | 57 |
| 93. | Dortmund II | 6 | 2 | 4 | 23:17 | 56 |
| 94. | Ahlen | 3 | 1 | 2 | 11:6 | 56 |
| 95. | Aachen | 10 | 9 | 5 | 36:28 | 54 |
| 96. | Wolfsburg | 4 | 1 | 3 | 13:12 | 54 |
| 97. | Meerbusch | 3 | 4 | 1 | 14:12 | 54 |
| 98. | Homberg | 7 | 8 | 3 | 25:21 | 54 |
| 99. | Solingen | 6 | 6 | 3 | 23:10 | 53 |
| 100. | Leverkusen II | 5 | 1 | 4 | 10:15 | 53 |
| 101. | St. Pauli | 12 | 10 | 7 | 36:31 | 53 |
| 102. | Saarbrücken | 5 | 4 | 3 | 20:20 | 53 |
| 103. | Cottbus | 3 | 2 | 2 | 8:10 | 52 |
| 104. | Oldenburg | 3 | 2 | 2 | 11:6 | 52 |
| 105. | Wattenscheid | 17 | 10 | 12 | 67:55 | 52 |
| 106. | Fortuna Köln | 15 | 8 | 11 | 49:47 | 52 |
| 107. | TB Berlin | 5 | 2 | 4 | 23:17 | 52 |
| 108. | Düsseldorf | 14 | 8 | 11 | 56:46 | 51 |
| 109. | Bonner SC | 5 | 3 | 4 | 17:17 | 50 |
| 110. | Fürth | 3 | 3 | 2 | 11:9 | 50 |
| 111. | Dresdner SC | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9:7 | 50 |
| 112. | Hamburg II | 3 | 0 | 3 | 10:9 | 50 |
| 113. | Sonsbeck | 3 | 0 | 3 | 7:6 | 50 |
| 114. | DJK Güterslo | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6:5 | 50 |
| 115. | Bielefeld II | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7:11 | 50 |
| 116. | Rhynern | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12:6 | 50 |
| 117. | K. Würzburg | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5:6 | 50 |
| 118. | Nettetal | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12:6 | 50 |
| 119. | Freib. FC | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 120. | Darmstadt | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:2 | 50 |
| 121. | HBSC II | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 122. | Gelsenkirche | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7:6 | 50 |
| 123. | Dornberg | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:3 | 50 |
| 124. | Uedesheim | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 125. | Hennef | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 50 |
| 126. | Frankfurt | 15 | 7 | 13 | 62:55 | 50 |
| 127. | Nürnberg | 8 | 7 | 6 | 34:33 | 49 |
| 128. | Dresden | 5 | 4 | 4 | 18:15 | 49 |
| 129. | Hannover | 12 | 7 | 11 | 53:43 | 48 |
| 130. | Mannheim | 10 | 10 | 8 | 40:39 | 48 |
| 131. | Magdeburg | 2 | 4 | 1 | 7:7 | 48 |
| 132. | Halle | 3 | 1 | 3 | 9:10 | 48 |
| 133. | Zwickau | 4 | 2 | 4 | 16:14 | 47 |
| 134. | Leverkusen | 12 | 14 | 10 | 52:50 | 46 |
| 135. | Lotte | 4 | 0 | 5 | 8:18 | 44 |
| 136. | FSV Frankfurt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4:6 | 44 |
| 137. | Stuttgart | 10 | 6 | 12 | 55:64 | 43 |
| 138. | St. Kickers | 5 | 3 | 6 | 18:24 | 43 |
| 139. | TSV 1860 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 16:30 | 43 |
| 140. | Wuppertal | 6 | 5 | 7 | 25:32 | 43 |
| 141. | Freiburg | 4 | 2 | 5 | 10:11 | 42 |
| 142. | V. Köln | 4 | 7 | 4 | 18:19 | 42 |
| 143. | Chemnitz | 3 | 6 | 3 | 15:15 | 42 |
| 144. | Aachen II | 3 | 1 | 4 | 11:12 | 42 |
| 145. | Wiedenbrück | 3 | 1 | 4 | 18:19 | 42 |
| 146. | S. Leipzig | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3:4 | 42 |
| 147. | Großaspach | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6:6 | 42 |
| 148. | TVD Velbert 18 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4:6 | 42 |
| 149. | Schalke | 8 | 8 | 10 | 40:47 | 41 |
| 150. | RW Essen | 11 | 10 | 14 | 37:61 | 41 |
| 151. | Braunschweig | 7 | 6 | 9 | 26:33 | 41 |
| 152. | Hertha BSC | 6 | 6 | 8 | 25:33 | 40 |
| 153. | Oberhausen | 4 | 6 | 5 | 17:25 | 40 |
| 154. | Rostock | 3 | 3 | 4 | 10:10 | 40 |
| 155. | Bremen II | 3 | 3 | 4 | 8:12 | 40 |
| 156. | Duisburg II | 3 | 3 | 4 | 18:16 | 40 |
| 157. | Lok Leipzig | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8:6 | 40 |
| 158. | Münster | 8 | 9 | 11 | 38:44 | 39 |
| 159. | Unterhaching | 4 | 3 | 6 | 14:23 | 38 |
| 160. | FC Köln II | 5 | 8 | 7 | 23:36 | 38 |
| 161. | Gütersloh | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6:9 | 38 |
| 162. | Offenbach | 3 | 1 | 5 | 16:20 | 37 |
| 163. | Paderborn | 2 | 5 | 3 | 15:14 | 37 |
| 164. | Osnabrück | 7 | 2 | 13 | 32:43 | 35 |
| 165. | Bremen | 9 | 3 | 17 | 32:59 | 34 |
| 166. | Lübeck | 2 | 5 | 4 | 15:16 | 33 |
| 167. | Bocholt | 3 | 2 | 6 | 12:19 | 33 |
| 168. | Siegen | 3 | 2 | 6 | 12:19 | 33 |
| 169. | Eintr. Trier | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3:5 | 33 |
| 170. | Pirmasens | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11:8 | 33 |
| 171. | Göttingen 05 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5:6 | 33 |
| 172. | FC Bayern II | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3:6 | 33 |
| 173. | Hamburg | 6 | 9 | 13 | 29:48 | 32 |
| 174. | Karlsruhe | 6 | 5 | 13 | 23:37 | 32 |
| 175. | Köln | 7 | 10 | 16 | 37:62 | 31 |
| 176. | M'gladbach | 6 | 9 | 14 | 33:63 | 31 |
| 177. | K'lautern | 10 | 4 | 23 | 50:92 | 31 |
| 178. | Dortmund | 9 | 4 | 22 | 41:72 | 30 |
| 179. | Duisburg | 3 | 4 | 8 | 17:28 | 29 |
| 180. | Mainz | 2 | 1 | 6 | 10:13 | 26 |
| 181. | Bielefeld | 2 | 6 | 8 | 15:25 | 25 |
| 182. | Kassel | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4:6 | 25 |
| 183. | Herford | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5:6 | 25 |
| 184. | Wehen | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5:10 | 25 |
| 185. | FC Ingolstadt | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2:8 | 25 |
| 186. | Verl | 2 | 4 | 10 | 16:27 | 21 |
| 187. | Bayern | 3 | 10 | 18 | 25:68 | 20 |
| 188. | Düsseldorf II | 1 | 3 | 6 | 3:13 | 20 |
| 189. | Schalke II | 1 | 2 | 6 | 12:19 | 19 |
| 190. | Union Berlin | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2:8 | 17 |
| 191. | Wilhelmshave | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:2 | 17 |
| 192. | K'lautern II | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:5 | 17 |
| 193. | Windeck | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:3 | 17 |
| 194. | Gladbach II | 1 | 3 | 9 | 8:30 | 15 |
| 195. | SC St. Tönis | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5:12 | 8 |
| 196. | FC Barcelona | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0:4 | 0 |
| 197. | Atl. Madrid | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 198. | Elversberg | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 199. | Junkersdorf | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:4 | 0 |
| 200. | MSV Düsseldorf | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4:8 | 0 |
| 201. | Büderich | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0:3 | 0 |
| 202. | Cambridge | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 203. | 1. FC Düren | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3:5 | 0 |
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Fast mit Uli Hoeneß. Trapattoni und Matthäus hielten mich zurück. Das war kein Sieg der Vernunft.
— Thomas Helmer auf die Frage, mit wem er sich schon mal geprügelt hat