LiverpoolBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | RSC Anderlecht | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8:0 | 100 |
| 2. | Dundalk | 4 | 0 | 0 | 19:1 | 100 |
| 3. | Odense | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8:1 | 100 |
| 4. | RB Leipzig | 3 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 5. | KR Reykjavik | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11:1 | 100 |
| 6. | Crusaders | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 7. | FC Zürich | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 8. | Aberdeen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 9. | Poznan | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 10. | Panathinaikos | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 11. | FC Haka | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:1 | 100 |
| 12. | Dynamo Kiev | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 13. | Llansantffraid | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 14. | Kaunas | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 15. | Malmö FF | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 16. | AEK Athen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 17. | Wroclaw | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 18. | Real Sociedad | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:1 | 100 |
| 19. | Innsbruck | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 20. | MFK Kosice | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:0 | 100 |
| 21. | Liberec | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 22. | Arnheim | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 23. | Levski Sofia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 24. | Strömsgodset | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 25. | MyPa | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 26. | Glossop | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 27. | Debrecen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 28. | Urziceni | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 29. | R. Skopje | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 30. | Gomel | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 31. | Hoffenheim | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:3 | 100 |
| 32. | Maribor | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10:0 | 100 |
| 33. | Carlisle | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 34. | Salzburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:3 | 100 |
| 35. | Genk | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 36. | Gl. Rangers | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:1 | 100 |
| 37. | LASK Linz | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 38. | Alavés | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:4 | 100 |
| 39. | Havant & Water | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 40. | Bologna | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 41. | Apollon Leme | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 42. | Tranmere | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 43. | Burton | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 44. | CF Monterrey | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 45. | Yeovil | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 46. | AFC Wimbledon | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 47. | Mansfield Town | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 48. | Lincoln City | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:2 | 100 |
| 49. | Eindhoven | 5 | 1 | 0 | 12:2 | 89 |
| 50. | Oxford | 5 | 1 | 0 | 20:3 | 89 |
| 51. | Bournemouth | 15 | 1 | 2 | 51:11 | 85 |
| 52. | Dinamo | 3 | 1 | 0 | 7:2 | 83 |
| 53. | Bordeaux | 3 | 1 | 0 | 7:2 | 83 |
| 54. | Lüttich | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6:2 | 83 |
| 55. | Millwall | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6:3 | 83 |
| 56. | Sparta Prag | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12:2 | 83 |
| 57. | Porto | 7 | 3 | 0 | 25:4 | 80 |
| 58. | Leverkusen | 4 | 0 | 1 | 13:6 | 80 |
| 59. | Club Brügge | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5:3 | 78 |
| 60. | Shrewsbury | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7:3 | 78 |
| 61. | Watford | 21 | 2 | 5 | 71:26 | 77 |
| 62. | Rangers | 33 | 6 | 7 | 80:40 | 76 |
| 63. | Trabzonspor | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 75 |
| 64. | Toulouse | 3 | 0 | 1 | 12:4 | 75 |
| 65. | Hibernian FC | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 75 |
| 66. | Auxerre | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 75 |
| 67. | Villarreal | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8:3 | 75 |
| 68. | Ajax Amsterdam | 4 | 1 | 1 | 10:8 | 72 |
| 69. | Dresden | 4 | 1 | 1 | 11:4 | 72 |
| 70. | AC Mailand | 4 | 1 | 1 | 15:12 | 72 |
| 71. | Bradford City | 16 | 2 | 6 | 37:19 | 69 |
| 72. | Luton | 16 | 8 | 3 | 58:26 | 69 |
| 73. | Wigan | 10 | 5 | 2 | 30:10 | 69 |
| 74. | Crystal Palace | 31 | 9 | 10 | 109:44 | 68 |
| 75. | Brighton | 16 | 7 | 4 | 61:34 | 68 |
| 76. | Norwich City | 34 | 13 | 10 | 123:55 | 67 |
| 77. | Inter Mailand | 4 | 0 | 2 | 8:5 | 67 |
| 78. | ZSKA Sofia | 4 | 0 | 2 | 10:5 | 67 |
| 79. | Steaua | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7:3 | 67 |
| 80. | Sion | 2 | 2 | 0 | 9:5 | 67 |
| 81. | Jeunesse | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 82. | Alkmaar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:4 | 67 |
| 83. | Austria Wien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 84. | Deportivo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 85. | Real Betis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 86. | M. Haifa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 87. | BFC Dynamo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 88. | Frankfurt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 89. | Vladikavkaz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 90. | Rapid | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 91. | O. Ljubljana | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:1 | 67 |
| 92. | Honved | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 93. | Bergen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:1 | 67 |
| 94. | Swindon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:2 | 67 |
| 95. | Midlothian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 96. | Y.B. Bern | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:5 | 67 |
| 97. | Ludogorets | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 98. | Rubin Kazan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 99. | Augsburg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 100. | Plymouth | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 101. | Exeter City | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 102. | Midtjylland | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 103. | Oulu PS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 104. | Coventry | 39 | 16 | 13 | 113:45 | 65 |
| 105. | Fulham | 31 | 14 | 10 | 101:52 | 65 |
| 106. | Oldham | 16 | 4 | 7 | 48:34 | 64 |
| 107. | West Ham | 72 | 32 | 25 | 231:122 | 64 |
| 108. | Reading | 5 | 2 | 2 | 14:11 | 63 |
| 109. | Stoke City | 60 | 30 | 23 | 181:109 | 62 |
| 110. | Notts | 27 | 9 | 13 | 86:53 | 61 |
| 111. | Benfica | 7 | 1 | 4 | 25:15 | 61 |
| 112. | Brentford | 9 | 4 | 4 | 33:23 | 61 |
| 113. | Leeds United | 53 | 24 | 24 | 171:98 | 60 |
| 114. | M'gladbach | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10:5 | 60 |
| 115. | Derby County | 60 | 28 | 28 | 224:142 | 60 |
| 116. | Southampton | 50 | 22 | 24 | 162:100 | 60 |
| 117. | Wolverhampton | 60 | 18 | 33 | 176:121 | 59 |
| 118. | Ipswich Town | 24 | 18 | 9 | 94:45 | 59 |
| 119. | Bury | 19 | 13 | 8 | 67:46 | 58 |
| 120. | Ath. Bilbao | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4:3 | 58 |
| 121. | Olympiakos | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:4 | 58 |
| 122. | Newcastle | 84 | 42 | 43 | 300:207 | 58 |
| 123. | Swansea City | 9 | 4 | 5 | 35:19 | 57 |
| 124. | Nottingham | 50 | 25 | 27 | 162:97 | 57 |
| 125. | Tottenham | 81 | 41 | 44 | 273:191 | 57 |
| 126. | Sheffield U. | 56 | 25 | 33 | 186:142 | 56 |
| 127. | Birmingham | 47 | 24 | 27 | 165:122 | 56 |
| 128. | Aston Villa | 95 | 41 | 58 | 345:276 | 56 |
| 129. | Man. City | 85 | 46 | 49 | 318:255 | 56 |
| 130. | Spartak Moskau | 3 | 1 | 2 | 18:8 | 56 |
| 131. | Ol. Marseille | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9:5 | 56 |
| 132. | Bradford PA | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10:8 | 56 |
| 133. | West Brom | 61 | 40 | 33 | 202:148 | 55 |
| 134. | Middlesbrough | 55 | 34 | 31 | 208:144 | 55 |
| 135. | Sheffield W. | 53 | 25 | 34 | 193:158 | 55 |
| 136. | AS Rom | 4 | 1 | 3 | 13:10 | 54 |
| 137. | Bolton W. | 54 | 29 | 35 | 192:140 | 54 |
| 138. | Blackburn | 53 | 37 | 32 | 208:155 | 54 |
| 139. | Dortmund | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8:6 | 53 |
| 140. | Milton | 12 | 10 | 7 | 43:31 | 53 |
| 141. | Grimsby | 10 | 8 | 6 | 62:33 | 53 |
| 142. | Burnley | 41 | 21 | 29 | 150:107 | 53 |
| 143. | Sunderland | 68 | 34 | 50 | 250:215 | 52 |
| 144. | Chelsea | 81 | 45 | 58 | 277:247 | 52 |
| 145. | Leicester | 45 | 21 | 35 | 167:137 | 51 |
| 146. | Charlton | 21 | 8 | 17 | 70:56 | 51 |
| 147. | Portsmouth | 26 | 13 | 20 | 102:85 | 51 |
| 148. | Everton | 85 | 70 | 60 | 298:240 | 50 |
| 149. | Cardiff City | 12 | 3 | 11 | 46:39 | 50 |
| 150. | FC Barcelona | 4 | 3 | 3 | 10:9 | 50 |
| 151. | Hull City | 4 | 3 | 3 | 19:11 | 50 |
| 152. | Besiktas | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11:2 | 50 |
| 153. | PSG | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6:7 | 50 |
| 154. | Bergamo | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6:5 | 50 |
| 155. | St. Etienne | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 156. | D. Tiflis | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:4 | 50 |
| 157. | HJK Helsinki | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:1 | 50 |
| 158. | Lodz | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 50 |
| 159. | Grazer AK | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 160. | Monaco | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 161. | TSV 1860 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9:2 | 50 |
| 162. | Setubal | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 163. | FC Lahti | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 50 |
| 164. | Straßburg | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:3 | 50 |
| 165. | Genf | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 166. | Leyton Orient | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:2 | 50 |
| 167. | Lille | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:1 | 50 |
| 168. | Udinese | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 169. | Makhachkala | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:1 | 50 |
| 170. | St. Petersburg | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 171. | Flamengo RJ | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 50 |
| 172. | St. Gilloise | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 173. | Huddersfield | 26 | 13 | 22 | 106:92 | 50 |
| 174. | Preston | 26 | 17 | 21 | 111:97 | 49 |
| 175. | Blackpool | 16 | 9 | 15 | 66:66 | 48 |
| 176. | Arsenal | 79 | 57 | 71 | 318:286 | 47 |
| 177. | Juventus Turin | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4:3 | 47 |
| 178. | Bayern | 2 | 5 | 1 | 9:6 | 46 |
| 179. | Atl. Madrid | 3 | 2 | 3 | 11:10 | 46 |
| 180. | Bristol City | 7 | 3 | 8 | 26:22 | 44 |
| 181. | Northampton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6:2 | 44 |
| 182. | Man. United | 63 | 53 | 70 | 247:245 | 43 |
| 183. | Galatasaray | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6:6 | 42 |
| 184. | SSC Neapel | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6:9 | 38 |
| 185. | Ferencvárosi | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3:4 | 33 |
| 186. | C. Glasgow | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5:6 | 33 |
| 187. | Köln | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 188. | Barnsley | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4:5 | 33 |
| 189. | Boavista | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 190. | Utrecht | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0:0 | 33 |
| 191. | Real Madrid | 3 | 1 | 7 | 10:17 | 30 |
| 192. | R. S. Belgrad | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6:6 | 25 |
| 193. | FC Basel | 0 | 3 | 1 | 5:6 | 25 |
| 194. | Sevilla | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6:8 | 22 |
| 195. | Valencia | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2:5 | 17 |
| 196. | Bröndby IF | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0:1 | 17 |
| 197. | Lyon | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:3 | 17 |
| 198. | Braga | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0:1 | 17 |
| 199. | Genua | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:4 | 0 |
| 200. | Celta Vigo | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:4 | 0 |
| 201. | AC Florenz | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:4 | 0 |
| 202. | Prescot Cables | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 203. | West | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 204. | Petrolul 52 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 0 |
| 205. | Independiente | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 206. | Mainz | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:4 | 0 |
| 207. | Ramsbottom Uni | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:5 | 0 |
| 208. | FC Sao Paulo | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
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