DortmundBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | TB Berlin | 5 | 0 | 0 | 16:4 | 100 |
| 2. | Floriana | 4 | 0 | 0 | 21:3 | 100 |
| 3. | Besiktas | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10:2 | 100 |
| 4. | Würselen | 4 | 0 | 0 | 15:2 | 100 |
| 5. | Chemnitz | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 6. | Sandhausen | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9:1 | 100 |
| 7. | Lyn Oslo | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 8. | Sparta Prag | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 9. | FK Teplice | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 10. | Lok. Moskau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 11. | Craiova | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 12. | Motherwell | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 13. | Austria Wien | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 14. | West Ham | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 15. | SV Tasmania | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 16. | Spandauer SV | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 17. | SVA Gütersloh | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:3 | 100 |
| 18. | SC Berlin | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 19. | Karabakh | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 20. | Karpaty Lviv | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 21. | Qäbälä | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 22. | Wolfsberg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 23. | Skien | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11:5 | 100 |
| 24. | Porto | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 25. | L. Warschau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14:4 | 100 |
| 26. | FSV Witten | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 27. | Slavia Prag | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 28. | Holstein Kiel | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:0 | 100 |
| 29. | Newcastle | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 30. | Duisburger F | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 31. | Stuttgart II | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:2 | 100 |
| 32. | Halle | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 33. | Wehen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 34. | Magdeburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:1 | 100 |
| 35. | Cruzeiro Bel | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 36. | Spfr. Saarbr | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 37. | Heilbronn | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 38. | FCC Haaren | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10:0 | 100 |
| 39. | Schwenningen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14:1 | 100 |
| 40. | Bremer SV | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 41. | Oldenburg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:2 | 100 |
| 42. | SSV Reutlingen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 43. | TSV Westerla | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 44. | Ludwigsburg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 45. | Ottobrunn | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9:0 | 100 |
| 46. | FSV Frankfurt | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 47. | Grone | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 48. | Elversberg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 49. | Dudweiler | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 50. | Neukirchen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9:2 | 100 |
| 51. | Paderborn-N. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 52. | Salmrohr | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 53. | Ludweiler | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 54. | Altona 93 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 55. | Pfeddersheim | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:1 | 100 |
| 56. | Warnemünde | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8:0 | 100 |
| 57. | Ismaning | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 58. | Ihrhove | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 59. | Wirges | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 60. | Lübeck | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 61. | Thannhausen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 62. | Berliner SV | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 63. | Weiden | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 64. | Burghausen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 65. | Oberneuland | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 66. | Aalen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 67. | Wilhelmshave | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 68. | Lotte | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 69. | Rielasingen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 70. | TSV Mainz | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 71. | FC Phönix | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 72. | FC Ingolstadt | 4 | 1 | 0 | 12:3 | 87 |
| 73. | Fürth | 8 | 1 | 1 | 25:10 | 83 |
| 74. | Homburg | 6 | 2 | 0 | 21:7 | 83 |
| 75. | DJK Güterslo | 5 | 0 | 1 | 13:5 | 83 |
| 76. | Vohwinkel 80 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 16:9 | 83 |
| 77. | Shakhtar | 3 | 1 | 0 | 10:3 | 83 |
| 78. | Kopenhagen | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6:1 | 83 |
| 79. | Erkenschwick | 15 | 2 | 2 | 58:21 | 82 |
| 80. | Cottbus | 9 | 2 | 1 | 28:8 | 81 |
| 81. | C. Glasgow | 4 | 0 | 1 | 13:4 | 80 |
| 82. | Paderborn | 4 | 2 | 0 | 24:9 | 78 |
| 83. | Siegen | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 78 |
| 84. | Ulm | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 78 |
| 85. | Neunkirchen | 7 | 2 | 1 | 26:8 | 77 |
| 86. | Wuppertal | 8 | 1 | 2 | 29:8 | 76 |
| 87. | SF Hamborn | 14 | 3 | 3 | 61:21 | 75 |
| 88. | Eintr. Duisb | 3 | 0 | 1 | 16:4 | 75 |
| 89. | St. Petersburg | 3 | 0 | 1 | 9:5 | 75 |
| 90. | Sporting | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5:4 | 75 |
| 91. | Freiburg | 34 | 11 | 6 | 115:51 | 74 |
| 92. | Dresden | 7 | 1 | 2 | 18:6 | 73 |
| 93. | Steaua | 4 | 1 | 1 | 14:8 | 72 |
| 94. | Galatasaray | 4 | 1 | 1 | 13:4 | 72 |
| 95. | St. Kickers | 4 | 1 | 1 | 12:7 | 72 |
| 96. | Marl-Hüls | 4 | 1 | 1 | 23:6 | 72 |
| 97. | St. Pauli | 17 | 5 | 4 | 59:27 | 72 |
| 98. | Darmstadt | 7 | 2 | 2 | 31:10 | 70 |
| 99. | V. Köln | 8 | 1 | 3 | 33:14 | 69 |
| 100. | Oberhausen | 17 | 3 | 6 | 62:29 | 69 |
| 101. | Union Berlin | 9 | 0 | 4 | 29:17 | 69 |
| 102. | Augsburg | 17 | 7 | 4 | 70:35 | 69 |
| 103. | Rostock | 16 | 1 | 7 | 41:25 | 68 |
| 104. | Uerdingen | 22 | 4 | 9 | 72:41 | 67 |
| 105. | Auxerre | 4 | 0 | 2 | 10:3 | 67 |
| 106. | Eindhoven | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7:3 | 67 |
| 107. | Lodz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 108. | Dynamo Kiev | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 109. | Spartak Wlad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 110. | Maribor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 111. | Bröndby IF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 112. | Liberec | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:0 | 67 |
| 113. | Duisburg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 114. | Offenburger FV | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8:3 | 67 |
| 115. | BW90 Berlin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8:1 | 67 |
| 116. | TSR Olympia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 117. | Lüner SV | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 118. | Viktoria 89 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:1 | 67 |
| 119. | Malaga | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 120. | Bergamo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:3 | 67 |
| 121. | Wolfsburg | 34 | 13 | 12 | 121:63 | 65 |
| 122. | Mainz | 20 | 10 | 6 | 60:35 | 65 |
| 123. | RW Essen | 20 | 6 | 8 | 87:54 | 65 |
| 124. | Club Brügge | 6 | 1 | 3 | 18:9 | 63 |
| 125. | Herne | 10 | 4 | 4 | 33:23 | 63 |
| 126. | Münster | 19 | 9 | 7 | 69:45 | 63 |
| 127. | Aachen | 26 | 6 | 13 | 91:61 | 62 |
| 128. | Nürnberg | 36 | 20 | 14 | 124:75 | 61 |
| 129. | SF Katernber | 5 | 3 | 2 | 35:15 | 60 |
| 130. | Unterhaching | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11:6 | 60 |
| 131. | Saarbrücken | 7 | 4 | 3 | 27:21 | 60 |
| 132. | Hertha BSC | 41 | 18 | 20 | 145:102 | 59 |
| 133. | P. Dellbrück | 9 | 5 | 4 | 47:24 | 59 |
| 134. | Karlsruhe | 25 | 13 | 12 | 96:68 | 59 |
| 135. | RSC Anderlecht | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6:3 | 58 |
| 136. | Hoffenheim | 17 | 10 | 8 | 58:50 | 58 |
| 137. | VfL Bochum | 38 | 25 | 18 | 146:107 | 57 |
| 138. | Hannover | 30 | 16 | 16 | 130:86 | 57 |
| 139. | Frankfurt | 55 | 21 | 34 | 212:150 | 56 |
| 140. | TSV 1860 | 24 | 9 | 15 | 91:65 | 56 |
| 141. | Sodingen | 8 | 3 | 5 | 34:23 | 56 |
| 142. | Bielefeld | 22 | 14 | 12 | 92:47 | 56 |
| 143. | Wattenscheid | 7 | 4 | 4 | 33:24 | 56 |
| 144. | Heidenheim | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6:4 | 56 |
| 145. | M'gladbach | 57 | 35 | 34 | 256:198 | 54 |
| 146. | Duisburg | 31 | 18 | 19 | 137:97 | 54 |
| 147. | Düsseldorf | 35 | 9 | 26 | 149:104 | 54 |
| 148. | Atl. Madrid | 4 | 1 | 3 | 13:9 | 54 |
| 149. | SW Essen | 11 | 4 | 8 | 58:31 | 54 |
| 150. | Duisburger SpV | 5 | 4 | 3 | 23:12 | 53 |
| 151. | Leverkusen | 46 | 27 | 33 | 190:151 | 52 |
| 152. | RB Leipzig | 9 | 2 | 8 | 33:33 | 51 |
| 153. | Köln | 52 | 32 | 40 | 222:194 | 51 |
| 154. | K'lautern | 34 | 25 | 25 | 157:127 | 50 |
| 155. | Bremen | 53 | 20 | 46 | 197:190 | 50 |
| 156. | Horst-Emsche | 6 | 3 | 5 | 33:20 | 50 |
| 157. | PSG | 3 | 3 | 2 | 6:7 | 50 |
| 158. | Sevilla | 2 | 3 | 1 | 12:9 | 50 |
| 159. | Benfica | 2 | 0 | 2 | 10:3 | 50 |
| 160. | Boavista | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6:5 | 50 |
| 161. | Berlin Wacke | 2 | 0 | 2 | 10:5 | 50 |
| 162. | Ol. Marseille | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7:7 | 50 |
| 163. | Monaco | 2 | 0 | 2 | 8:6 | 50 |
| 164. | Spora Luxemb | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:5 | 50 |
| 165. | Pribram | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:3 | 50 |
| 166. | Parma | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 167. | Bordeaux | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:3 | 50 |
| 168. | FK Velez Mos | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 169. | Saragossa | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:3 | 50 |
| 170. | AS Rom | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 171. | SK SLovan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 172. | Deportivo | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 173. | Udinese | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 174. | ZSKA Sofia | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:4 | 50 |
| 175. | Genk | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 176. | FC Carl Zeiss | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:1 | 50 |
| 177. | Lok Leipzig | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 178. | Barmbek | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 179. | Olympiakos | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:3 | 50 |
| 180. | SSC Neapel | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:3 | 50 |
| 181. | Krasnodar | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 182. | Chelsea | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 183. | Eintr. Trier | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 184. | Schalke | 52 | 42 | 42 | 225:189 | 49 |
| 185. | Hamburg | 46 | 28 | 41 | 222:206 | 48 |
| 186. | Braunschweig | 16 | 10 | 15 | 61:62 | 47 |
| 187. | Stuttgart | 48 | 25 | 47 | 207:198 | 47 |
| 188. | AC Mailand | 3 | 2 | 3 | 11:10 | 46 |
| 189. | Mülheim | 2 | 2 | 2 | 11:6 | 44 |
| 190. | Rheydter SV | 2 | 2 | 2 | 12:14 | 44 |
| 191. | Fortuna Köln | 4 | 2 | 5 | 17:15 | 42 |
| 192. | Offenbach | 4 | 3 | 5 | 21:17 | 42 |
| 193. | Arsenal | 3 | 1 | 4 | 8:10 | 42 |
| 194. | Göttingen 05 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5:5 | 42 |
| 195. | Mannheim | 5 | 3 | 7 | 24:18 | 40 |
| 196. | Man. United | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5:13 | 39 |
| 197. | Inter Mailand | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8:12 | 39 |
| 198. | Bayern | 35 | 32 | 67 | 165:261 | 34 |
| 199. | Ajax Amsterdam | 2 | 0 | 4 | 6:11 | 33 |
| 200. | Tottenham | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7:10 | 33 |
| 201. | Liverpool | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6:8 | 33 |
| 202. | Lazio Rom | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4:5 | 33 |
| 203. | Lille | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 204. | Olomouc | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 205. | Solingen | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 206. | Gelsenkirche | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4:4 | 33 |
| 207. | Apoel FC | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 208. | Sturm Graz | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0:0 | 33 |
| 209. | Sunderland | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 210. | Real Madrid | 3 | 5 | 8 | 21:31 | 29 |
| 211. | Man. City | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5:7 | 28 |
| 212. | Gl. Rangers | 1 | 5 | 4 | 14:17 | 27 |
| 213. | Juventus Turin | 2 | 1 | 6 | 11:20 | 26 |
| 214. | Osnabrück | 1 | 1 | 4 | 12:15 | 22 |
| 215. | Feyenoord | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4:5 | 22 |
| 216. | FC Barcelona | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2:6 | 17 |
| 217. | Rosenborg BK | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:5 | 17 |
| 218. | Sochaux | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:6 | 17 |
| 219. | S. Genua | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:3 | 17 |
| 220. | PAOK Saloniki | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:2 | 17 |
| 221. | Salzburg | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1:2 | 17 |
| 222. | VfR Mannheim | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3:6 | 0 |
| 223. | C. Hamburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 0 |
| 224. | Wolfsburg II | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 225. | Ath. Bilbao | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
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