Atl. MadridBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Malmö FF | 4 | 0 | 0 | 12:1 | 100 |
| 2. | Austria Wien | 4 | 0 | 0 | 11:1 | 100 |
| 3. | Panathinaikos | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 4. | Kopenhagen | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 5. | Lodz | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 6. | Shelbourne | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 7. | Wiener SK | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:3 | 100 |
| 8. | FK Obilic | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 9. | Wronki | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 10. | Wolfsburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:3 | 100 |
| 11. | Erciyesspor | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9:0 | 100 |
| 12. | FC Carl Zeiss | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 13. | H. Valletta | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 14. | Hajduk Split | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 15. | Uerdingen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 16. | Bangor | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 17. | OFK Belgrad | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 18. | Condal | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:3 | 100 |
| 19. | Ejido | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 20. | Rosenborg BK | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 21. | Strömsgodset | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 22. | Besiktas | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 23. | Hannover | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 24. | H. Tel Aviv | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 25. | FK Rostow | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 26. | CD Guijuelo | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10:1 | 100 |
| 27. | Monaco | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 28. | St. Andreu | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 29. | Salzburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 30. | Feyenoord | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:3 | 100 |
| 31. | Aberdeen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 32. | Fulham | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 33. | Drumcondra D | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 34. | Sedan | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:2 | 100 |
| 35. | Stiinta Cluj | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 36. | Fyllingen IL | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 37. | Maribor | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 38. | Crotone | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 39. | CD Cardassar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 40. | CF Rayo Maja | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 41. | Almazán | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 42. | CD Arenteiro | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 43. | Lugo | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:1 | 100 |
| 44. | UD Marbella | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 45. | PSG | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 46. | Vic | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 47. | Orihuela | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 48. | Lleida | 6 | 2 | 0 | 23:7 | 83 |
| 49. | D. Zagreb | 3 | 1 | 0 | 7:1 | 83 |
| 50. | AS Rom | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6:2 | 83 |
| 51. | Badajoz | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4:0 | 83 |
| 52. | Huesca | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8:0 | 83 |
| 53. | Galatasaray | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8:2 | 78 |
| 54. | Eindhoven | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8:1 | 78 |
| 55. | Ol. Marseille | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5:1 | 78 |
| 56. | Eibar | 14 | 4 | 2 | 39:16 | 77 |
| 57. | Getafe | 27 | 9 | 4 | 71:25 | 75 |
| 58. | Pontevedra | 8 | 3 | 1 | 20:6 | 75 |
| 59. | C. Glasgow | 5 | 3 | 0 | 16:4 | 75 |
| 60. | ZSKA Sofia | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7:4 | 75 |
| 61. | Guimaraes | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7:2 | 75 |
| 62. | AC Mailand | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7:3 | 75 |
| 63. | Lok. Moskau | 4 | 3 | 0 | 16:5 | 71 |
| 64. | Sabadell | 18 | 5 | 5 | 60:24 | 70 |
| 65. | Cordoba | 13 | 7 | 2 | 40:12 | 70 |
| 66. | H. Alicante | 26 | 5 | 9 | 95:49 | 69 |
| 67. | Logrones | 12 | 1 | 5 | 28:8 | 69 |
| 68. | Vallecano | 24 | 8 | 7 | 71:36 | 68 |
| 69. | Granada | 33 | 11 | 10 | 101:37 | 68 |
| 70. | Celta Vigo | 71 | 21 | 23 | 228:124 | 68 |
| 71. | Cadiz | 20 | 5 | 7 | 61:31 | 68 |
| 72. | Valladolid | 56 | 16 | 19 | 196:100 | 67 |
| 73. | Elche | 33 | 10 | 11 | 112:51 | 67 |
| 74. | Leganes | 7 | 5 | 1 | 14:5 | 67 |
| 75. | Tarragona | 6 | 2 | 2 | 24:11 | 67 |
| 76. | Alcoyano | 5 | 1 | 2 | 17:8 | 67 |
| 77. | Extremadura | 5 | 1 | 2 | 17:9 | 67 |
| 78. | R. S. Belgrad | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5:1 | 67 |
| 79. | Man. United | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6:2 | 67 |
| 80. | Leonesa | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11:5 | 67 |
| 81. | Inter Mailand | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 82. | Nantes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 83. | Steaua | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:1 | 67 |
| 84. | Genf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8:3 | 67 |
| 85. | PAOK Saloniki | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9:6 | 67 |
| 86. | B. Plovdiv | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:1 | 67 |
| 87. | Bastia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 88. | FC Basel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 89. | Rapid Wien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 90. | Trabzonspor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 91. | Rennes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 92. | St. Petersburg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 93. | Astana | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:0 | 67 |
| 94. | Arsenal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 95. | Castellon | 12 | 7 | 3 | 47:23 | 65 |
| 96. | Malaga | 39 | 19 | 12 | 115:61 | 65 |
| 97. | Teneriffa | 14 | 8 | 4 | 42:27 | 64 |
| 98. | Compostela | 6 | 1 | 3 | 22:13 | 63 |
| 99. | Salamanca | 14 | 11 | 3 | 48:29 | 63 |
| 100. | Levante | 21 | 7 | 9 | 64:37 | 63 |
| 101. | Osasuna | 47 | 10 | 23 | 133:80 | 63 |
| 102. | Burgos | 10 | 7 | 3 | 27:16 | 62 |
| 103. | R. Murcia | 21 | 14 | 7 | 74:42 | 61 |
| 104. | Albacete | 9 | 6 | 3 | 32:19 | 61 |
| 105. | Leicester | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8:4 | 61 |
| 106. | Lazio Rom | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7:3 | 61 |
| 107. | Girona | 5 | 5 | 1 | 22:14 | 61 |
| 108. | Alavés | 14 | 5 | 7 | 40:21 | 60 |
| 109. | Vojvodina | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10:7 | 60 |
| 110. | Las Palmas | 36 | 16 | 17 | 129:74 | 60 |
| 111. | Real Betis | 60 | 26 | 29 | 190:119 | 60 |
| 112. | Santander | 42 | 20 | 20 | 156:91 | 59 |
| 113. | Deportivo | 46 | 18 | 24 | 156:99 | 59 |
| 114. | Schalke | 2 | 1 | 1 | 8:2 | 58 |
| 115. | Dinamo | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:4 | 58 |
| 116. | Bremen | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:4 | 58 |
| 117. | AC Florenz | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6:5 | 58 |
| 118. | Olympiakos | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10:5 | 58 |
| 119. | Irun | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10:13 | 58 |
| 120. | Merida | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:3 | 58 |
| 121. | Xerez | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4:2 | 58 |
| 122. | Gijon | 44 | 21 | 23 | 162:110 | 58 |
| 123. | Espanyol | 83 | 33 | 47 | 307:217 | 58 |
| 124. | Real Sociedad | 74 | 31 | 43 | 258:179 | 57 |
| 125. | Almeria | 9 | 7 | 4 | 38:25 | 57 |
| 126. | Huelva | 7 | 4 | 4 | 20:13 | 56 |
| 127. | Numancia | 4 | 3 | 2 | 14:10 | 56 |
| 128. | Mallorca | 28 | 14 | 17 | 93:58 | 55 |
| 129. | Oviedo | 34 | 18 | 23 | 143:106 | 53 |
| 130. | Jaen | 5 | 1 | 4 | 19:8 | 53 |
| 131. | Porto | 5 | 4 | 3 | 14:13 | 53 |
| 132. | Saragossa | 48 | 31 | 33 | 180:124 | 52 |
| 133. | Ath. Bilbao | 81 | 31 | 67 | 278:263 | 51 |
| 134. | Groningen | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4:6 | 50 |
| 135. | Eu Barcelona | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11:13 | 50 |
| 136. | Ferrol | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5:3 | 50 |
| 137. | Cagliari | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 138. | L. Warschau | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 139. | FC Lüttich | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 140. | G. Izmir | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:3 | 50 |
| 141. | Waregem | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 142. | Panionios | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 143. | KB Kopenhage | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 50 |
| 144. | Boavista | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:5 | 50 |
| 145. | Timisoara | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 146. | Midlothian | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 147. | Kreta | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 148. | Aston Villa | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 149. | Ankaragücü | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:1 | 50 |
| 150. | Nürnberg | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 151. | Spartak Moskau | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:5 | 50 |
| 152. | Hamburg | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 50 |
| 153. | Levski Sofia | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 154. | FC Zlin | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:4 | 50 |
| 155. | Bistrita | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 156. | Independiente | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:1 | 50 |
| 157. | Tetuan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9:4 | 50 |
| 158. | Las Palmas B | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 159. | Udinese | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:2 | 50 |
| 160. | Pilsen | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:1 | 50 |
| 161. | Coimbra | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:3 | 50 |
| 162. | Rubin Kazan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:2 | 50 |
| 163. | RB Leipzig | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:3 | 50 |
| 164. | Sevilla | 64 | 52 | 49 | 253:221 | 49 |
| 165. | Valencia | 69 | 47 | 59 | 264:251 | 48 |
| 166. | Club Brügge | 3 | 2 | 3 | 10:11 | 46 |
| 167. | Liverpool | 3 | 2 | 3 | 10:11 | 46 |
| 168. | Villarreal | 16 | 16 | 15 | 67:65 | 45 |
| 169. | Leverkusen | 3 | 4 | 3 | 10:11 | 43 |
| 170. | Dortmund | 3 | 1 | 4 | 9:13 | 42 |
| 171. | Sporting | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4:3 | 42 |
| 172. | FC Barcelona | 55 | 46 | 84 | 262:346 | 38 |
| 173. | Juventus Turin | 3 | 2 | 6 | 11:16 | 33 |
| 174. | Chelsea | 2 | 3 | 4 | 11:14 | 33 |
| 175. | Bayern | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5:13 | 33 |
| 176. | Guecho | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10:13 | 33 |
| 177. | Ajax Amsterdam | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4:7 | 33 |
| 178. | Benfica | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3:7 | 33 |
| 179. | Apoel FC | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 180. | Karabakh | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 181. | Real Madrid | 46 | 47 | 99 | 246:330 | 32 |
| 182. | Parma | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4:7 | 25 |
| 183. | Derby County | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10:11 | 17 |
| 184. | Lens | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4:6 | 17 |
| 185. | Bolton W. | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0:1 | 17 |
| 186. | Man. City | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0:1 | 17 |
| 187. | Dresden | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:5 | 0 |
| 188. | Sion | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 189. | Frankfurt | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:3 | 0 |
| 190. | Thessaloniki | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 191. | Lille | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 0 |
| 192. | Tottenham | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:5 | 0 |
| 193. | Dynamo Kiev | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:3 | 0 |
| 194. | Melbourne Vi | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 195. | UD Cornella | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
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