Tabelle2023/20243. Spieltag
| Pl. | Mannschaft | Sp. | Tore | Diff. | Pkt | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Inter Miami CF | 4 | 10:4 | 6 | 7 | |
| 2 | Portland | 3 | 8:4 | 4 | 7 | |
| 3 | Minnesota | 3 | 6:4 | 2 | 7 | |
| 4 | Montreal | 3 | 5:3 | 2 | 7 | |
| 5 | Columbus | 3 | 4:2 | 2 | 7 | |
| 6 | New York | 3 | 4:2 | 2 | 7 | |
| 7 | Toronto FC | 3 | 2:0 | 2 | 7 | |
| 8 | LA Galaxy | 3 | 6:4 | 2 | 5 | |
| 9 | DC United | 3 | 5:3 | 2 | 5 | |
| 10 | St. Louis | 3 | 5:3 | 2 | 5 | |
| 11 | FC Cincinnati | 3 | 2:1 | 1 | 5 | |
| 12 | Vancouver FC | 2 | 3:1 | 2 | 4 | |
| 13 | Salt Lake | 4 | 5:5 | 0 | 4 | |
| 14 | Charlotte FC | 3 | 2:2 | 0 | 4 | |
| 15 | Colorado | 3 | 4:6 | -2 | 4 | |
| 16 | Los Angeles | 3 | 2:4 | -2 | 4 | |
| 17 | Atlanta United | 2 | 4:2 | 2 | 3 | |
| 18 | Nashville SC | 3 | 3:3 | 0 | 3 | |
| 19 | Kansas City | 3 | 2:2 | 0 | 3 | |
| 20 | FC Dallas | 3 | 4:5 | -1 | 3 | |
| 21 | Philadelphia | 2 | 3:3 | 0 | 2 | |
| 22 | Austin FC | 3 | 3:4 | -1 | 2 | |
| 23 | Houston | 2 | 2:3 | -1 | 1 | |
| 24 | Seattle | 2 | 1:2 | -1 | 1 | |
| 25 | Chicago Fire | 3 | 4:6 | -2 | 1 | |
| 26 | Orlando City | 3 | 2:8 | -6 | 1 | |
| 27 | New York City | 3 | 1:5 | -4 | 0 | |
| 28 | San Jose | 3 | 2:7 | -5 | 0 | |
| 29 | New England | 3 | 2:8 | -6 | 0 |
Im Übrigen vermarkte ich lieber Frauen. Die wissen was Geld ist und können keine Spielerfrauen heiraten.
— Norbert Pflippen