Tabelle2016/201718. Spieltag
| Pl. | Mannschaft | Sp. | Tore | Diff. | Pkt | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Toronto FC | 22 | 34:20 | 14 | 42 | |
| 2 | Chicago Fire | 18 | 35:17 | 18 | 37 | |
| 3 | Kansas City | 20 | 23:14 | 9 | 31 | |
| 4 | Houston | 21 | 33:30 | 3 | 31 | |
| 5 | New York City | 18 | 33:25 | 8 | 30 | |
| 6 | Columbus | 22 | 32:34 | -2 | 29 | |
| 7 | FC Dallas | 17 | 26:16 | 10 | 28 | |
| 8 | Orlando City | 19 | 20:29 | -9 | 28 | |
| 9 | Portland | 20 | 31:29 | 2 | 26 | |
| 10 | San Jose | 18 | 20:22 | -2 | 26 | |
| 11 | Seattle | 20 | 23:26 | -3 | 26 | |
| 12 | New York | 18 | 19:23 | -4 | 26 | |
| 13 | LA Galaxy | 18 | 29:26 | 3 | 25 | |
| 14 | Atlanta United | 18 | 35:28 | 7 | 24 | |
| 15 | New England | 18 | 31:26 | 5 | 23 | |
| 16 | Montreal | 15 | 25:22 | 3 | 21 | |
| 17 | Vancouver FC | 17 | 19:25 | -6 | 21 | |
| 18 | Colorado | 18 | 19:27 | -8 | 20 | |
| 19 | Philadelphia | 16 | 23:20 | 3 | 19 | |
| 20 | DC United | 17 | 12:26 | -14 | 18 | |
| 21 | Minnesota | 17 | 23:39 | -16 | 17 | |
| 22 | Salt Lake | 19 | 17:38 | -21 | 17 |
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| # | Mannschaft | SP | Tore | Pkt | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Kansas City | 281 | 366:356 | 368 | |
| 17 | Portland | 95 | 136:142 | 124 |
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