Patrick Kessel - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | MSV Duisburg | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | SV Meppen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 1 | 2 | 7 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 7 |
 | SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | SC Verl | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | FC Viktoria Köln 04 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Dynamo Dresden | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | FSV Zwickau | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | FC Ingolstadt 04 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
 | Kickers Würzburg | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
 | SV Wehen Wiesbaden | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | SpVgg Unterhaching | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | 1. FC Saarbrücken | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | SC Freiburg II | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Hallescher FC | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Preußen Münster | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Borussia Dortmund II | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
 | Rot-Weiss Essen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | TSV Havelse | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | SSV Ulm 1846 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Erzgebirge Aue | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Bayern München II | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Carl Zeiss Jena | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Hansa Rostock | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | 1. FC Magdeburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Chemnitzer FC | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Sandhausen | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Viktoria 1889 Berlin | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SG Sonnenhof Großaspach | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | Arminia Bielefeld | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SpVgg Bayreuth | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 12 | 42 | 16 | 42 | 239 | 3 | 9 | 100 | |
Ich habe 1969 aufgehört mit Alkohol und mit Frauen. Es waren die schlimmsten 20 Minuten meines Lebens.
— Nordirlands Fußball-Idol George Best.