Michael Jones - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Stoke City | 2 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 44 | 0 | 1 | 17 |
 | Newcastle United | 4 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 43 | 2 | 0 | 17 |
 | FC Everton | 1 | 5 | 10 | 2 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 17 |
 | AFC Sunderland | 2 | 4 | 2 | 11 | 42 | 0 | 1 | 17 |
 | FC Arsenal | 4 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 0 | 1 | 15 |
 | Manchester City | 3 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2 | 2 | 15 |
 | Aston Villa | 1 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 44 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | West Bromwich Albion | 1 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 42 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | Tottenham Hotspur | 1 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 35 | 0 | 1 | 14 |
 | Wigan Athletic | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 24 | 0 | 3 | 14 |
 | FC Fulham | 0 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | Manchester United | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
 | FC Chelsea | 3 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 10 |
 | Bolton Wanderers | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | Wolverhampton Wanderers | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | FC Liverpool | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 9 |
 | West Ham United | 0 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | Swansea City | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | Blackburn Rovers | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 15 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
 | Norwich City | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 24 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
 | FC Southampton | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
 | Queens Park Rangers | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
 | FC Burnley | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
 | Hull City AFC | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
 | Birmingham City | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Leicester City | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Crystal Palace | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | FC Portsmouth | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | FC Reading | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | FC Watford | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Cardiff City | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Blackpool | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Gesamt | 35 | 111 | 82 | 111 | 645 | 10 | 16 | 304 | |
Die Spieler sind heute zum Teil kleine Bratwürste. Schlafmützen, die pennen, und kommen nicht aus den Füßen. Heute schleicht sich keiner mehr ins Trainingslager, früher mussten wir die Jungs mit dem Lasso einfangen.
— Reiner Calmund bringt eine Episode aus der Reihe ,,Früher war alles besser"...