Mark Halsey - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Aston Villa | 1 | 8 | 7 | 16 | 48 | 1 | 1 | 31 |
 | FC Everton | 2 | 10 | 9 | 12 | 38 | 1 | 1 | 31 |
 | FC Chelsea | 7 | 19 | 6 | 4 | 60 | 0 | 2 | 29 |
 | FC Liverpool | 4 | 13 | 7 | 8 | 27 | 1 | 1 | 28 |
 | Manchester United | 3 | 20 | 5 | 1 | 28 | 0 | 0 | 26 |
 | FC Middlesbrough | 2 | 8 | 5 | 12 | 37 | 0 | 4 | 25 |
 | Newcastle United | 2 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 37 | 0 | 1 | 25 |
 | Tottenham Hotspur | 2 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 24 | 0 | 2 | 23 |
 | Manchester City | 3 | 7 | 2 | 13 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 22 |
 | FC Fulham | 6 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 21 |
 | AFC Sunderland | 2 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
 | West Bromwich Albion | 3 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 26 | 0 | 0 | 19 |
 | FC Arsenal | 3 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 0 | 3 | 17 |
 | FC Portsmouth | 2 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 16 |
 | West Ham United | 1 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
 | Birmingham City | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
 | Charlton Athletic | 3 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 13 |
 | Leeds United | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
 | FC Southampton | 2 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | Blackburn Rovers | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 20 | 0 | 2 | 10 |
 | Stoke City | 1 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | Wolverhampton Wanderers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | FC Reading | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Norwich City | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Wigan Athletic | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
 | Swansea City | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Leicester City | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Sheffield United | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
 | Derby County | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Watford | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Crystal Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Blackpool | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 57 | 175 | 104 | 175 | 618 | 5 | 21 | 454 | |
Halloween in Deutschland - und in Hamburg hat jemand versucht, Uwe Seeler ein Teelicht auf die Zunge zu stellen.
— Harald Schmidt.