Mark Geiger - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Montreal Impact | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
 | New England Revolution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
 | Houston Dynamo | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Sporting Kansas City | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Portland Timbers | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
 | New York City FC | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
 | Real Salt Lake | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Los Angeles Galaxy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | New York Red Bulls | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Philadelphia Union | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Los Angeles FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Toronto FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | DC United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Seattle Sounders | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Dallas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Colorado Rapids | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Columbus Crew | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | San Jose Earthquakes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 2 | 7 | 5 | 21 | 53 | 1 | 4 | 33 | |
Im Eisschrank hat er nur noch das Nötigste: 20 Schnitzel und 33 Frikadellen.
— Max Merkel über den Leverkusener XXL-Manager Reiner Calmund, der eine Schlankheitskur angekündigt hatte..