Jannik Schneider - Bilanz nach Vereinen
GesamtRegionalliga NordA-Jugend Bundesliga Nord/NordostA-Jugend Bundesliga WestRegionalliga Nord NordRegionalliga Nord Süd
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hamburger SV II | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Eintracht Norderstedt | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | FC Teutonia 05 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
 | FC St. Pauli II | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | SV Drochtersen/Assel | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
 | BSV Rehden | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | TuS Blau-Weiß Lohne | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | FC Phönix Lübeck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | SSV Jeddeloh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | HSC Hannover | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | SC Weiche Flensburg 08 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | Lüneburger SK Hansa | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Bremer SV | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfV Borussia 06 Hildesheim | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | TSV Havelse | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Hannover 96 II | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Eimsbütteler TV Hamburg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Atlas Delmenhorst | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Kickers Emden | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Meppen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 4 | 20 | 10 | 20 | 116 | 8 | 2 | 50 | |
Sie sollten wenigstens das kleine Abitur haben.
— Toni Polster über Spielerfrauen.