Henschel - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wacker Burghausen | 50% | 33% | 17% | 1,8 |
 | Rot Weiss Ahlen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | FC Augsburg | 0% | 67% | 33% | 0,7 |
 | Karlsruher SC | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | SV Wehen Wiesbaden | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0,5 |
 | SpVgg Unterhaching | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | Eintracht Trier | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0,5 |
 | 1. FC Saarbrücken | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | 1. FSV Mainz 05 | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1,5 |
 | 1. FC Kaiserslautern | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | FSV Frankfurt | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | FC Erzgebirge Aue | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1,5 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Kickers Offenbach | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | 1899 Hoffenheim | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | SC Paderborn 07 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | Dynamo Dresden | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Sportfreunde Siegen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Rot-Weiß Erfurt | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Hansa Rostock | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | SC Freiburg | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | Rot-Weiss Essen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | 1. FC Köln | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | Alemannia Aachen | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | FC Carl Zeiss Jena | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | SpVgg Greuther Fürth | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
| Gesamt | 19% | 35% | 46% | ||
Im Eisschrank hat er nur noch das Nötigste: 20 Schnitzel und 33 Frikadellen.
— Max Merkel über den Leverkusener XXL-Manager Reiner Calmund, der eine Schlankheitskur angekündigt hatte..