Helmut Fischer - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hamburger SV | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | OSC Bremerhaven | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Holstein Kiel | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | SV Werder Bremen | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | I. SC Göttingen 05 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Concordia Hamburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Victoria Hamburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Bremer SV | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Eimsbütteler TV Hamburg | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfL Wolfsburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Eintracht Nordhorn | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Heider SV 1925 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Harburger TB 1865 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 5 | 18 | 12 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 47 | |
Ich bin so teuer wie eine neue Tennishalle.
— Oliver Kreuzer, Neuzugang beim FC Bayern vom Karlsruher SC.