Hans Scheuerer - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VfL Bochum | 3 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 10 |
 | 1. FC Köln | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | Hamburger SV | 0 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | FC Schalke 04 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | 1. FC Kaiserslautern | 2 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Bayer Leverkusen | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Borussia Mönchengladbach | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Karlsruher SC | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
 | Borussia Dortmund | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | SG Wattenscheid 09 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | SV Werder Bremen | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | SC Freiburg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Hannover 96 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC 08 Homburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Dynamo Dresden | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | VfB Stuttgart | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
 | Hertha BSC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Arminia Bielefeld | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | 1. FC Saarbrücken | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Hansa Rostock | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | 1. FC Lokomotive Leipzig | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Fortuna Düsseldorf | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Eintracht Frankfurt | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 20 | 46 | 29 | 28 | 138 | 0 | 3 | 103 | |
Es ist momentan ein Gesellschaftsspiel in Mode. Berti Vogts ist die dumme Sau und wird durch das Dorf gejagt.
— Reiner Calmund