Gerhard Pooch - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hamburger SV | 0 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 2 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
 | Hannover 96 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | OSC Bremerhaven | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | SV Werder Bremen | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Concordia Hamburg | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | FC Bergedorf 85 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Arminia Hannover | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Eimsbütteler TV Hamburg | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | VfL Wolfsburg | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | VfV Borussia 06 Hildesheim | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Bremer SV | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | I. SC Göttingen 05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Eintracht Nordhorn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Victoria Hamburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfR Neumünster 1910 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Harburger TB 1865 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Holstein Kiel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Eintracht Osnabrück | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 5 | 55 | 18 | 55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 128 | |
Kompetenz ist sein Parfüm.
— Die ,,Harald Schmidt-Show" über Gerhard Mayer-Vorfelder