Dr. Volkmar Fischer - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wuppertaler SV | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
 | Hannover 96 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | VfL Wolfsburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | 1. FC Lokomotive Leipzig | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Fortuna Köln | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SG Wattenscheid 09 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | SpVgg Unterhaching | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Hansa Rostock | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Hertha BSC | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Carl Zeiss Jena | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC 08 Homburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SC Freiburg | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Fortuna Düsseldorf | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | SV Darmstadt 98 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Chemnitzer FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | Tennis Borussia Berlin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 1 | 8 | 7 | 13 | 78 | 2 | 2 | 28 | |
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— Jan-Aage Fjörtoft