Andy Haines - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Cambridge United | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Milton Keynes Dons | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | FC Gillingham | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
 | Accrington Stanley | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Exeter City FC | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Charlton Athletic | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Portsmouth | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Leyton Orient | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | Shrewsbury Town | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | AFC Rochdale | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Lincoln City | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Northampton Town | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Wycombe Wanderers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Cheltenham Town | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | AFC Wimbledon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Yeovil Town | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Peterborough United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Oxford United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Brentford | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Bury | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Swindon Town | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Port Vale | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Huddersfield Town | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Walsall | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Scunthorpe United | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Crewe Alexandra | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Millwall | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Preston North End | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Sheffield United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Wigan Athletic | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 3 | 17 | 12 | 12 | 62 | 2 | 2 | 41 | |
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