Alan Kelly - Bilanz nach Vereinen
GesamtMajor League SoccerEuropa LeagueWMChampions LeagueEMFreundschaftsspieleUI-CupEM-QualifikationChampions League-QualifikationPokal der PokalsiegerSaudi Professional LeagueMajor League Soccer MLS Cup
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Portland Timbers | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
 | Sporting Kansas City | 1 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | New York Red Bulls | 3 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
 | Los Angeles Galaxy | 0 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 17 | 0 | 1 | 13 |
 | Atlanta United FC | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
 | FC Dallas | 2 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
 | New York City FC | 1 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 0 | 1 | 11 |
 | Columbus Crew | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
 | Houston Dynamo | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 23 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
 | Vancouver Whitecaps FC | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
 | Orlando City SC | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 9 |
 | Seattle Sounders | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | Philadelphia Union | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | DC United | 2 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
 | New England Revolution | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Los Angeles FC | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
 | Minnesota United Football Club | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | San Jose Earthquakes | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
 | Toronto FC | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Montreal Impact | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Chicago Fire | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Colorado Rapids | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Inter Miami CF | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Real Salt Lake | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Cincinnati | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Nashville SC | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Austin FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 32 | 81 | 44 | 81 | 375 | 2 | 4 | 206 | |
Während der Woche hatte jeder von uns mindestens zwei Promille.
— FCK-Zaubermaus Ratinho bei SPORT1 in einer Doku zur Deutschen Meisterschaft 1998.